Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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