who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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