I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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