People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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