shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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