the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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