at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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