Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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