Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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