Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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