I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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