this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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