You smell like stripper and shame
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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