Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She announced her abortion via fbk
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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