I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Help. Why am I so naked?
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