i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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