I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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