I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
ttyl tear gas
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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