that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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