She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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