I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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