Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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