can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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