Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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