I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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