guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
