I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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