I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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