I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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