and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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