I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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