Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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