I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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