So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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