State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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