So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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