four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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