found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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