i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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