if i died would you start the facebook group?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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