i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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