What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
oh god the rape fog is back!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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