the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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