i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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