He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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