So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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