god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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