im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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