Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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