Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she smelled like a LAN party
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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