used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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